She’s always cracking me up

This girl makes me laugh with the stuff that she finds. :)

http://iamthisgirl.tumblr.com/

Awesome youtube message: 

Hey woody! Im writing to try and get some advice from you (and possibly mail monday viewers) on how to deal with this bitch that lives 2 rooms down from me in college. Heres the situation:

So I found out earlier tonight that yesterday, this chick that I have not gotten along with all semester posted a facebook status to the world that reads exactly this;

“Dear weird kid who whistles, beat boxes, makes scary demon noises, and masturbates too much; stop being so creepy and nasty im trying to study and you scare me”

Background here is this. Yeah, I sometimes whistle (quietly) with my ear buds in, and I sometimes groove to my own beat boxing. The scary demon noises is some of the music i listen to. And as for the masturbating, my roommate (whom I dont get along with) has walked in on me twice this term, must have told her. To be clear, I couldnt care less, because Im a guy thats currently not getting any, so of course ill get my fap on from time to time.


My question is this; what should my retaliation be? I want to make it clear that I could’nt care less about what this girl thinks of me, I am who I am, and I have friends and family that love me for it. But still, I feel like I have an opportunity here to really make this bitches life hell, and Id like to have some fun with it. I’d love to call her out somehow, but Id have to do so in a way that does’nt make me come off sounding as childish as she clearly is. What would you do Woody?

PS: Ive got dirt on this chick. I know shes a slut. I know for a fact shes cheating on her boyfriend who lives 20 minutes away. 

What would you do?

Crazy Youtube messages

This has a fake vibe to it but reading my youtube messages never gets boring.

maill monday (SEXUAL CONTACT WITH SISTER)

dear woody
i have had a serious ongoing problem with my sister. thoughout our whole life we have been really close since she is only a year older than me now i am 15 and she is 16 and a few months ago i was getting changed and she saw my penis and she said it was huge “bigger than any penis she has seen before” and she asked if she could touch it (i thought she was joking) so i said yes and it felt nice. at this moment i got an erection and then i asked if i could see her boobs (34DD) and she said yes. and then on this occasion things went further and further.
this has been happening for about 3 months the same over and over and i know it is wrong and it has to stop but it feels good and i have never had a girl of any sort do this before and it does feel nice but its not right. should i continue or make her stop if so how ? please show on mail monday if not reply to my youtube i am scared and worried please help.

I get calls for help all day long. What would you do here? Bitches be crazy.

    I am 14 years old just in high school and my really close friend just got a girlfriend, he really likes her and its a long distance relationship, I didn’t think we would ever really see each other but long story short she added me as a friend on facebook. shortly after adding her she starts flirting with me and calls me “Cute” and says I’m “Sexy” I just act like I don’t care and go along with it, she ended up asking me out, and say “My friend” who shes dating “doesn’t have to know” now I love my friend like a brother so I quickly lied and said “sorry I’m in a relationship.” My friend is the nicest person in the world he would never do anything bad to anyone and I don’t want to hurt him by telling him that his girlfriend is unloyal, but I don’t want to let him date this untrustworthy person. Bitches be crazy right. So basically I want to know if I should break his heart by telling him the girl he loves so much is unloyal, or if I should just ignore this and let it go on.