WoodysGamertag

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I have single handedly defended a small African village with nothing but a wooden spoon.
I have surfed a tsunami on a board I crafted myself from what was left of a sinking ship.
I have convinced cannibals not to eat me because of poor taste after showing them my Justin Beiber CD collection.
I invented the internet.
My tears have purified water for societies in India without proper filtering facilities.
I learned to communicate with dolphins through a series of clicks and squeaks.
I survived over 15 seconds with Joe Lauzon in the Octagon.
I play video games.

18 Oct

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WoodysGamertag

I have single handedly defended a small African village with nothing but a wooden spoon.
I have surfed a tsunami on a board I crafted myself from what was left of a sinking ship.
I have convinced cannibals not to eat me because of poor taste after showing them my Justin Beiber CD collection.
I invented the internet.
My tears have purified water for societies in India without proper filtering facilities.
I learned to communicate with dolphins through a series of clicks and squeaks.
I survived over 15 seconds with Joe Lauzon in the Octagon.
I play video games.

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