I have single handedly defended a small African village with nothing but a wooden spoon.
I have surfed a tsunami on a board I crafted myself from what was left of a sinking ship.
I have convinced cannibals not to eat me because of poor taste after showing them my Justin Beiber CD collection.
I invented the internet.
My tears have purified water for societies in India without proper filtering facilities.
I learned to communicate with dolphins through a series of clicks and squeaks.
I survived over 15 seconds with Joe Lauzon in the Octagon.
I play video games.
In today’s video I was talking about the 9 and 11 kill streaks while saying something like, “9 and 11’s are a great way to get kills but if you get them you were probably going to win anyway. I run low kill streaks when I think it’s going to be a rough game.”
Everybody is saying I was talking about 9/11. You be the judge.
degreez-paiinz reblogged this from woodysgamertag
overthinkersltd likes this
overthinkersltd said:
Oh for goodness sake, I swear the internet makes me loose faith in humanity. Ignore the trolls Woody, every sane person knows you were referring to killstreaks.
imyourgeek likes this
ccorns likes this
woodysgamertag posted this
