Awesome youtube message:
Hey woody! Im writing to try and get some advice from you (and possibly mail monday viewers) on how to deal with this bitch that lives 2 rooms down from me in college. Heres the situation:
So I found out earlier tonight that yesterday, this chick that I have not gotten along with all semester posted a facebook status to the world that reads exactly this;
“Dear weird kid who whistles, beat boxes, makes scary demon noises, and masturbates too much; stop being so creepy and nasty im trying to study and you scare me”
Background here is this. Yeah, I sometimes whistle (quietly) with my ear buds in, and I sometimes groove to my own beat boxing. The scary demon noises is some of the music i listen to. And as for the masturbating, my roommate (whom I dont get along with) has walked in on me twice this term, must have told her. To be clear, I couldnt care less, because Im a guy thats currently not getting any, so of course ill get my fap on from time to time.
My question is this; what should my retaliation be? I want to make it clear that I could’nt care less about what this girl thinks of me, I am who I am, and I have friends and family that love me for it. But still, I feel like I have an opportunity here to really make this bitches life hell, and Id like to have some fun with it. I’d love to call her out somehow, but Id have to do so in a way that does’nt make me come off sounding as childish as she clearly is. What would you do Woody?
PS: Ive got dirt on this chick. I know shes a slut. I know for a fact shes cheating on her boyfriend who lives 20 minutes away.
What would you do?